Jazz/be bop

May 2nd, 2007

Be Bop, Boggie woggie, bunny wunnie

from “Something’s Gotta Give”

April 9th, 2007

“I never lied to you. I always told you some version of the truth.”

Heard at a carnival

April 9th, 2007

Hey Buster, buy her a ride. She’s worth two bucks, ain’t she? If you say “no” now, she’ll say “no” later.

Words to live by.

March 22nd, 2007

People just need to pull the huge stick out of their ass that keeps them from dancing around in their undies!

Danielle B. AKA Ploptart

from Woody Allen

March 22nd, 2007

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.

Todd Motto

December 18th, 2006

It behoves us to live.

Subway

December 3rd, 2006

Last Saturday I escorted forty-three college students to New York City.

I explained to one coed that we had taken the “Q” subway line from Manhattan to Brooklyn and had gone over the Manhattan Bridge. Now, on the way back from Brooklyn to Manhattan, we would take the “#2” train that would pass under the East River.

“Will we be able to see the fish”, she asked?

Life’s plan

November 28th, 2006

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Food for Buddha

November 23rd, 2006

Fuchsia Gouda

3 times

November 23rd, 2006

Fuchsia Buddha